WFH Day 15 of y
Plan Foiled
It's illegal to cull seagulls. I googled it. Turns out they are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.
I once reported a sick seagull to the RSPB. I'm regretting that now.
The seagulls don't wake the wife, which she is quite smug about. She is not protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 though, so she needs to tread carefully.
Nothing wakes the wife. Belle is currently sitting on the wife miaowing loudly (the cat, not the wife) and she still hasn't woken up.
Voices Singing Let's Be Jolly
Episode 18 ended on a Christmas theme and today started in a similarly unseasonally festive manner: first thing this morning Eva was singing and dancing to Mel & Kim's Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree.
My kids are weird.
At least she was dressed this time, usually if she's singing and dancing she is in a state of at least partial undress. She was in a good mood though, so we let her get on with it.
Okay, okay, I confess - I joined in too. It is a very catchy tune!
Chocolate Hobnob Watch
I've had 3 today, as of late afternoon. 270 calories. My fitness app tells me I'm good for one and a bit more after our 'lets give your Mam a break before she goes mad' bike ride used up 377 calories before lunch. Not that I'm counting.
Boris
Poor Boris still ain't doing so well. My admittedly ill informed, based on nothing but a hunch, view? I reckon he'll pull through. Boris may not be everybody's cup of tea, but Dominic Raab as stand in PM (** shudders)
My New Favourite Joke
What do you call a hen that can solve complicated sums?
A mathemachicken.
Now that, people, is funny!
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