#flattenthecurve Episode 31

Dictionary, Diction is Scary

I learned a new word this week: ultracrepidarian. Somebody who gives advice on matters outside of their knowledge.

At the risk of appearing ultracrepidarian myself, please do NOT ingest or inject yourself, or anybody else, with any disinfectant. Or any other household cleaning products for that matter.

Unless of course you use fresh lemon juice or vinegar for household cleaning, in which case these can continue to be ingested. They're especially tasty on fish and chips. As is tomato ketchup, but I'm not clear on the household cleaning efficacy of ketchup.

Can anybody remember who the village idiot was before Trump came along?


Saturday Morn

Does everyone remember Saturday Night, by Whigfield? Well after extensive research, I have uncovered the lyrics to a previously unreleased tired parent weekend edit.

I present to you, Saturday Morn:

Dee dee na na na

Saturday morn, I feel the air is getting hot
Slept in baby
Heating came on, and I just wanna make it stop
It drives me crazy

Saturday morn, shush, I just don't wanna move
Lie in baby
It's quiet time and not one minute I can lose
Quiet baby

Da ba da dan dee dee dee da nee na na na
Lie in baby?
Da ba da dan dee dee dee da nee na na na
Heat off baby?

Saturday morn, I feel the air's still getting hot
Heat off baby!
If I get up you know that I will make it stop
I'll drive you crazy

Saturday morn, shush? The kids are being good
Lie in baby?
Leave them alone. Breakfast? We can let them chose?
Lie in baby

Saturday morn, arse, I'm gonna have to move
Toilet, baby
My bladder is full, and not one minute I can lose
Prostate baby?

Saturday
Saturday
Saturday morn
Saturday morn
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday morn
Saturday morn
Saturday (Da ba da dan dee dee dee)
Saturday (da nee na na na)
Saturday morn
Saturday morn
Saturday (Da ba da dan dee dee dee)
Saturday (da nee na na na)
Saturday morn
Saturday morn
Saturday
Saturday (Oh yeah hey)
Saturday morn
Saturday morn
Saturday (it's lie in time, yeah)
Saturday (it's lie in time, oh)
Saturday morn
Saturday morn
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday morn
Saturday morn
Saturday (it's lie in time, yeah)
Saturday (it's lie in time, oh)
Saturday morn
Saturday morn