Some of us may have been left a little confused by our Prime Minister's new Covid-19 slogan last night, so I've taken the liberty of doing some research into how we can all Stay Alert. And it's surprisingly simple:
1. Become alert
2. Do not become unalert.
Step 1 you will have to work out for yourselves I'm afraid, I'm not doing everything for you.
Step 2 you will also have to work out for yourselves. Sorry, I'm really not being very helpful here am I?
Quite what we are remaining alert for will no doubt be explained fully in further prime-ministerial pronouncements.
Stay safe people.
Oops, stay alert. I meant stay alert!
In other news, Eva and I flew a kite yesterday. It dodged and ducked and weaved and danced all over the place, and was really quite entertaining for a few minutes until the wind dropped suddenly and it got stuck in a thorny bush. No analogy with politicians is intended.
In other other news, Henry's SATS were due to start today. I can't begin to imagine the detrimental impact that not undertaking these tests will have on him and his friends. I wonder why that is?
Ooh, isn't Andrew being cynical today! Normal service will resume tomorrow.
SATS - I probably would fail them nowadays.
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