#flattenthecurve Episode 42

Bat-Pangolin Germ, by Ladonna

(Any similarity to Material Girl by Madonna is entirely coincidental.)

Some girls kiss me
Some girls hug me
I just say "no way"
If they don't give me social distance
I just walk away

They can beg and they can plead
But they will cause a fight (that's right)
Because the girls that have got no symptoms
Can still carry, ri-ight?

'Cause the infection's from a Bat-Pangolin germ
And I'm not a Bat-Pangolin bloke
You know that we are living with our Bat-Pangolin woes
Our health is no Bat-Pangolin joke

Girls want romance
Try to slow dance
That's not right by me
If they can't prove they're antiviral I
Have to let them be

Some girls try and some girls lie but
I don't let them play (no way)
Face masks and six feet of distance
Make me safe today.

Are they infected with a Bat-Pangolin germ
'Cause I'm not a Bat-Pangolin bloke
You know that we are living with our Bat-Pangolin woes
Our health is no Bat-Pangolin joke

Living with a Bat-Pangolin germ
But I'm not a Bat-Pangolin bloke
You know that we are living with our Bat-Pangolin woes
Our health is no Bat-Pangolin joke

Living with a Bat-Pangolin germ (Bat-Pangolin)
Living in a Bat-Pangolin whirl
Living with a Bat-Pangolin germ (Bat-Pangolin)
Living in a Bat-Pangolin whirl

Girls will come and girls will go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me twitch
But it keeps me virus free

'cause everybody's living with the Bat-Pangolin germ
And I'm not a Bat-Pangolin bloke
You know that we are living with our Bat-Pangolin woes
Our health is no Bat-Pangolin joke

Living with a Bat-Pangolin germ
But I'm not a Bat-Pangolin bloke
You know that we are living with our Bat-Pangolin woes
Our health is no Bat-Pangolin joke

A Bat-Pangolin, a Bat-Pangolin, a Bat-Pangolin, a Bat-Pangolin germ

Living with a Bat-Pangolin germ (Bat-Pangolin)
Living in a Bat-Pangolin whirl
Living with a Bat-Pangolin germ (Bat-Pangolin)
Living in a Bat-Pangolin whirl

Living with a Bat-Pangolin germ (Bat-Pangolin)
Living in a Bat-Pangolin whirl
Living with a Bat-Pangolin germ (Bat-Pangolin)
Living in a Bat-Pangolin whirl